Legend has it that a Chinese emperor summoned his court philosopher and presented him with a twig, then told him "Make it shorter without breaking it. Give me back your answer in one week or else you shall perish." A week later, the philosopher came back with two twigs - the original that the emperor had given him - and a second one, taller than the first. And he said "If we put these two twigs next to each other, your twig will be "shorter" without being broken." And so everything is relative, even relativity (Sorry Albert!). This is what the new Sharp refrigerator is marketing.... Pineapples looking as small as eggs and melons the size of cherries... Maybe the whole thing initiated from cherry tomatoes, but all things considered - and relatively speaking of course - it is a catchy ad which makes it statement well.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Albert Sharpstein
Legend has it that a Chinese emperor summoned his court philosopher and presented him with a twig, then told him "Make it shorter without breaking it. Give me back your answer in one week or else you shall perish." A week later, the philosopher came back with two twigs - the original that the emperor had given him - and a second one, taller than the first. And he said "If we put these two twigs next to each other, your twig will be "shorter" without being broken." And so everything is relative, even relativity (Sorry Albert!). This is what the new Sharp refrigerator is marketing.... Pineapples looking as small as eggs and melons the size of cherries... Maybe the whole thing initiated from cherry tomatoes, but all things considered - and relatively speaking of course - it is a catchy ad which makes it statement well.
Friday, June 27, 2008
... More renamed airports

(C) Francois Naim
Looking back in my archives yesterday, I found another photo of a renamed airport - perhaps one that actually even more sustains the theory of fundamentalism landing, sadly... My post yesteday seemed to have opened a can of worms, but in the famous words of that worm seller next to the corniche in Beirut "Cans of worms cannot be exchanged or refunded." (I swear it is a real sign, I am not inventing it.)
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Harsh landings in two renamed airports


(Above photos - Beirut international airport and Islamabad international airport... Nevermind the renames)
Compare and contrast:
“Prime Minister Syed Yousuf Raza Gilani on Friday named Islamabad International airport as Benazir Bhutto International Airport, Islamabad.”
V/S
“On June 22, 2005, Beirut International Airport was renamed Rafic Hariri International Airport.”
Furthermore:
“In a letter to secretary general of the united nations, there was a “Request for the formation of a United Nations international investigation commission into the assassination of Ms Benazir Bhutto to be known as the Ms. Benazir Bhutto inquiry commission”
V/S
“April 7, 2005: The UN Security Council orders an international investigation into the assassination of former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik Hariri.”
Trust me, there will be turbulent times ahead for Pakistan and the landing will not be soft.... After all, it all starts with an airport where fundamentalism can land!
Friday, June 20, 2008
Dress you up with my love (Madonna)
Bring a flower, flip it upside down, giving it the impression of a bridal gown, add to it a decent enough copy - and there you are, Exotica has done it again!
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Ambi(val)ent media
“Ambient Music must be able to accommodate many levels of listening attention without enforcing one in particular; it must be as ignorable as it is interesting." Brian Eno – Inner linings of Music for Airports, 1978
Whereas Brian Eno did not invent “ambient music” (Erik Satie is credited with the concept) he did coin the term. Ambient comes from the Latin word “ambire” – to surround. Legend has it that Eno had the idea of such music while lying in his hospital bed recovering from a car crash. One of the earphones of his Walkman failed to function and there he was – listening to music on one side and to the sounds of the world on the other.
The above is a great way of introducing ambient media, this “new” form of advertising which aims to be an unobtrusive part of the landscape rather than a flashy one.
When my cousin Charbel went back from the United States in the late 80s, he took me for a car ride and in the process explained to me what “advertising” was: It is anything that grasps my attention he said, like this “Abou Tony” banner pointing to handwritten notice on a convenience store in the middle of a deserted mountain road.
For me, it was a revelation, because suddenly I understood why magazines, roads, newspapers were so full of ads and why we looked a them: Because they were in-your-face, blatant, obvious, attention-grabbing, even exhibitionistic, etc….
But with time, we became accustomed to their sight, our eyes grew lazy, expectative, less embracing of the novelty, and certainly our immune system grew a vaccine against the advertisers’ most notable efforts to impress us.
So, instead of going through the front door, the army of ever-persuasive ad people are now going through – no, not the windows, but through that tiny aeration hole in the bathroom.
Nevermind barricading the doors, hammering the windows, and stacking furniture on the kitchen’s back door, they still find their way to creep in…. Examples include but are not limited to: Sliding doors in malls, golf balls, bus exhausts, bathroom mirrors (Especially in restaurant and public places), parking floors, abandoned walls, drinking cups, shopping bags, straws….
Previously unthought of surfaces are now springing to life with messages which are not the usual “in-your-face, blatant, etc (Please refer to the above list)” forms of selling. Rather, they pretend they are not selling anything, take the viewer by surprise, even at the risk of the consumer missing the ad altogether, replying on the force of word-of-mouth (have you seen the…..) or of viral marketing through email forwarding to people who have interest in creative ads.
The question remains that how long will it take us to be corrupted? How long will it take it before scrutinizing every restaurant’s bathroom mirror for an ad we haven’t noticed, before we start looking at every surface as one carrying ads, before claiming that any shopping bag should have a creative element to it (And that bags with just logos on them are just from the “reclame” era)… Such is the danger with new media, suddenly, we will launch into uncharted territory when everything becomes a potential medium to advertise on, and failure to do so would be sub-optimal use of the creative powers of the agency and a lack of planning from the marketing department.
Just like we now fail to see “Abou Tony” handwritten banner, soon, even the funkiest ad from the newest medium will also elude us. Maybe, if new media were less in denial about their work, if they were less ambivalent about their message, they would be more ambient.
Whereas Brian Eno did not invent “ambient music” (Erik Satie is credited with the concept) he did coin the term. Ambient comes from the Latin word “ambire” – to surround. Legend has it that Eno had the idea of such music while lying in his hospital bed recovering from a car crash. One of the earphones of his Walkman failed to function and there he was – listening to music on one side and to the sounds of the world on the other.
The above is a great way of introducing ambient media, this “new” form of advertising which aims to be an unobtrusive part of the landscape rather than a flashy one.
When my cousin Charbel went back from the United States in the late 80s, he took me for a car ride and in the process explained to me what “advertising” was: It is anything that grasps my attention he said, like this “Abou Tony” banner pointing to handwritten notice on a convenience store in the middle of a deserted mountain road.
For me, it was a revelation, because suddenly I understood why magazines, roads, newspapers were so full of ads and why we looked a them: Because they were in-your-face, blatant, obvious, attention-grabbing, even exhibitionistic, etc….
But with time, we became accustomed to their sight, our eyes grew lazy, expectative, less embracing of the novelty, and certainly our immune system grew a vaccine against the advertisers’ most notable efforts to impress us.
So, instead of going through the front door, the army of ever-persuasive ad people are now going through – no, not the windows, but through that tiny aeration hole in the bathroom.
Nevermind barricading the doors, hammering the windows, and stacking furniture on the kitchen’s back door, they still find their way to creep in…. Examples include but are not limited to: Sliding doors in malls, golf balls, bus exhausts, bathroom mirrors (Especially in restaurant and public places), parking floors, abandoned walls, drinking cups, shopping bags, straws….
Previously unthought of surfaces are now springing to life with messages which are not the usual “in-your-face, blatant, etc (Please refer to the above list)” forms of selling. Rather, they pretend they are not selling anything, take the viewer by surprise, even at the risk of the consumer missing the ad altogether, replying on the force of word-of-mouth (have you seen the…..) or of viral marketing through email forwarding to people who have interest in creative ads.
The question remains that how long will it take us to be corrupted? How long will it take it before scrutinizing every restaurant’s bathroom mirror for an ad we haven’t noticed, before we start looking at every surface as one carrying ads, before claiming that any shopping bag should have a creative element to it (And that bags with just logos on them are just from the “reclame” era)… Such is the danger with new media, suddenly, we will launch into uncharted territory when everything becomes a potential medium to advertise on, and failure to do so would be sub-optimal use of the creative powers of the agency and a lack of planning from the marketing department.
Just like we now fail to see “Abou Tony” handwritten banner, soon, even the funkiest ad from the newest medium will also elude us. Maybe, if new media were less in denial about their work, if they were less ambivalent about their message, they would be more ambient.
Monday, June 9, 2008
Castania: What does NUT kill you makes you stronger
After the election of general Michel Suleiman as president of the republic and amidst the euphoria that followed, many advertisers tried to capitalize on that event to display messages of hope and ride the bandwagon of selling under any pretext. Naturally, few succeeded in producing worthwile ads. Among those, NTSC salues the Castania nuts effort. While basing themselves on "ti'ish w takol ghayra" - a Lebanese idiom which means "may you live long enough for you to experience/eat another disaster" (Because, according to the rationale, you'd at least be alive to do so!) - Castania flipped it to become "Ni'ish w ma nakol ghayra" (Which means "may we live long enough not to experience/eat another disaster") - the quid pro quo here naturally is that you wouldn't want to eat anything but Castania nuts as long as you live.... A good understanding of local culture never fails to produce a good ad. What does NUT kill us makes us stronger !
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Deviations: Die hard with a vengence
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NTSC readers will surely remember the photo of the window of Deviations boutique which proclaimed "Until a president is elected up to 50% off - practise peace" now that a new president has been elected on Sunday May 25th (General Michel Suleiman, ex-head of the army) Deviations is now posting on its window: "No price for such a hope, unite us, free us, welcome Mr. President - Practise peace." I wonder if "no price" means that the merchandise is now for free!... But still, one has to give it out to Deviations for daring to do what it has done. For anyone interested in shopping there - just out of principle you know - Deviations is at the end of Gemmayze street if you are coming from Brasserie Paul's or right at the beginning if you are coming down from Sofil center. Oh and if you happen to like a dress another customer just happened to like, remember to "practise peace."
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